Member profiles:
Name: Baekyeonce
Position: Leader, Lead vocalist
Name: Adelulu
Position: Main vocalist
Name: Britney Xiupears
Position: Main dancer
Name: Hilayry duff
Position: Vocalist
Name: Hunty Perry
Position: Vocalist, Composer, Whore Maknae
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Epic Skype conversations at 4:33 in the morning.
Talking about different SHINee members and what it will be like when they have to do their military service.
Onew still looking adorable with his shaved head and helmet and that smile.
Minho being fucking honored and them having to drag him back to Seoul after he becomes a general in the military.
And Key. Being pissed over the dirt and mud. And having to shave his hair. And asking if they had tighter pants.
Yep.
Accurate.
7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends
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Your parents:”Who’s your boyfriend?”
You:”Minho.”
Your parents:”Where is he from?”
You:”Korea.”
Your parents:”A long distance relationship doesn’t last. Break up with him.”
You:”Hell no!”
Your sister:”She has more boyfriends!”
That awkward moment when you don’t understand a shit in class..
And you’re just sitting there like..
And suddenly the entire class start to laugh so you’re all..
But then, the teacher asks you and you’re like..
“I don’t know, I don’t care..”
So the teacher gives you a bad mark, and you’re like..
“But I don’t understand a shit..”
And the teacher just says..
And you’re all like..
“Well bitch, at least I’m younger”
